Dear Dog Owner,
Please stop dressing your dog in Halloween costumes. Yes, we know they look cute. That does not matter. The dog does not care, nor think, about the cuteness, or what other people think. Cute costumes are a human concept and designed for the selfish benefit of dog lovers and the greedy pockets of retailers.
I talked to your dog yesterday on the phone and your dog told me. Seriously. Remember when you said "He/She likes it!" No. You were wrong. Just because your dog didn't argue or bite you does not indicate such.
I know you are a good soul who loves your canine companion. However, your dog asked me to write to break it to you gently. Next year, please use Photoshop.
Thank you.
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